Tuesday, October 21, 2008

opportunity knoks (portland?vancouver)

Large home improvement company looking to add 5+ more reps to cover lead flow.
I currently have 35 reps and need 5+ more to cover my new lead sources. All pre-set appointments, no door knocking or cold calling. Average first year income 70K with many making six figures in commissions and bonuses. We offer paid training, medical, dental, vision and a matching 401k plan. If you are a self starter who does not like to lose. Then you must call Bryan @ (503)572-5252 or email resume to bkt792004@yahoo.com
P.S Great opportunity may only knock a couple times in a lifetime - don't let this one pass you up!

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Hello enthusiastic employer!

Massive Job is looking to expand its interests overseas. We're a proud company founded in 1509 by Josiah Job (he went by JJ) and his sons and have been in the business of aiding ailing businesses ever since! The patriots at Massive Job were unwilling to entertain the prospect of helping non-Americans for many years (minus that little snafu in Poland in 1939 when our great leader made an itty bitty mistake - you'll read about it) but have changed our minds ever since America almost fell into another depression! What we need are competent individuals to represent us in: China, Serbia, Zimbabwe, Russia, Albania, Somalia, Sudan, North Korea. We do NOT deal arms. I want to make that clear. We merely initiate introductions between business people who then give us a percentage of their earnings in a non-taxable offshore account. Do YOU have what it takes to travel the world and meet interesting people? Can YOU be the one in your family making so much money they leave the dinner table at Thanksgiving to take calls from potential world leaders? Are YOU the one that loves new places and will sign a waiver eliminating your employer from all culpability? Then we want YOU!

Our best,

Nate Balding

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