Monday, July 26, 2010

Great Personalities Wanted

Here, have another look into the darkness that is true life. It is worth noting that when I went to their website it asked you to send your email to the Outrageous People Development department.

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Smiling Moose Deli, a home-grown Colorado company, is currently looking for outgoing people to fill Full and Part Time Cashier, Cook, and Supervisor positions in our Louisville, Westminster, Denver, and Centennial locations. We will hire for personality and train for skill, so experience isn't necessary but a positive attititude is a must.

Please attach a resume if responding by email, or apply in person after 2pm. Applications are available for download at http://www.smilingmoosedeli.com/careers

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Hi!

I'm a real cut up looking for a job in Louisville and you sound like a great place to work! I've been in a technical field for a number of years and am working on transitioning to something more hands on and customer service oriented. Being an AV Tech is just about the loneliest darn thing you can do and by God I love me some people. I'm a long time deli enthusiast looking to make some sandwiches and scorch
some soups, all in the name of Best Lunch Ever. There's really nothing I've not been good at, so if you're looking to challenge someone to a contest of deli wills, I'm your man. We can up the ante and make it a bet, but I guess you're not located in Black Hawk so it might be a little off the ledger, so to speak. I have worked in kitchens before and run a full service shop inside the Children's Museum in Denver that was a high paced one man operation, so I'm aware of the level of work required. I'm also used to the stress of making things happen on the spot and solving problems using whatever is at hand while smiling and providing the highest possible customer care I can. I've attached my resume and would like to thank you for the time you've taken to peruse it and hope to hear from you soon.

Sincerely

Nate Balding

PS Oh, and if you need the application filled out in addition to a resume let me know and I'll get that right to you.

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Retroactive thoughts on working for these monsters: Fuck you Smiling Moose. Doubly if you hire me.


























God I hope they don't find this website.

9 comments:

林聿希林聿希林聿希 said...

great msg for me, thanks a lot dude˙﹏˙............................................................

陳筱黃世谷婷 said...

知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

家唐銘 said...

想要推動天下,先要發動自己。............................................................

謝俊林奕宏宏 said...

學而時習之,不亦樂乎˙ω˙............................................................

信陳定 said...

很精彩的部落格 期待你的繼續加油..................................................

王辛江淑萍康 said...

第一忠誠,第二勤奮,第三專心工作。..................................................

佳張張張張燕張張張張張 said...

很不賴的分享!! 多謝啦!!◑0◐..................................................................

kaixinwo said...

在你一無所有的時候 是誰在陪伴你 他便是你最重要的人......................................................................

王雅俊 said...

認清問題就等於已經解決了一半的問題。..................................................