Mystery Shopper Needed

We are DIAMOND TEXTILE COMPANY,MYSTERY SHOPPER WANTED EARN NO LESS THAN $
500.00Need extra INCOME! Become our [ MYSTERY SHOPPER]:Earn [ NO LESS THAN
$500.00 ] Per Venture:It is Very Easy and Very Simple:No Application
fees:What You need to do is to contact the email below
jessy_jefferson@hotmail.com
Enclose your:Name
Address
Country of Residence:
Phone Number

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Ssh, don't tell anyone, but...

I'M YOUR MYSTERY SHOPPER!

I even have my own theme song, check it out:

Mystery Shopper dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Mystery Shopp-er dun dun dun dun dun dun dun If you've got a mystery, then I'm your shopper!

You can imagine my surprise to find that people are just advertising for mystery shoppers on Craigslist, I mean, what if you're someone just seeking to compromise the identities of mystery shoppers the city over? But something tells me I can trust you, some... hunch, deep in my gut. And like all great mystery shoppers, I know when to follow my hunches, yes I do!

Let me give you some of my credentials. Did you ever hear of the Mystery of the Tide Detergent? That was my case - solved it in under an hour, even. Probably one of my finest moments. I'm sure you know the details, even in our hush hush business that one got pretty famous pretty quickly! Then there was the Kellog's Breakfast Cereal Caper - you might not have heard of that one, but let's just say there's a certain mystery shopper with a lifetime supply of Raisin Bran and Yogurt Bites.

Well, enough about me, what about you? What mystery has you so desperate that you're seeking shoppers in the barrel-bottom location that is Craigslist? Something pretty awful I'd bet! Well look no further. Gentlemen, I give you: The Shopping Cart Clouseau, the Determined Detector of Detergents, Maaaster of Mystery and Produce Private Eye:

Nate Balding!!!!!