Monday, June 7, 2010

Internet Sales Position Available!! Too many leads!!

Hello! This is a newly created internet sales position.
We are still looking for a few more superstars! Stop in Today! Positions are filling fast! We are also hiring for service technicians!
Do you want to start the new year with an opportunity to work for the best in automobile sales? Ed Bozarth Chevrolet is in need for sales people to fill immediate openings! We have positions available in both Denver stores. No experience? We will train you! We are dedicated to developing hard working individuals and are committed to your personal development and success! We have the BEST pay plans in the industry and great benefits you will absolutely enjoy! I took this opportunity 2 years ago and it has changed my life! Let's set up a time so we can get to know each other. We truly do promote from within and reward people that work to be successful. Millions of Dollars in inventory just waiting to be sold! I will personally give you the training and the tools to be successful. We have the best products on the market with a many new to be released this year!
Must have a clean driving record. Some sales experience would be great but not required. Please make sure to include or bring in your resume.

*Excellent Pay Plans
*Paid Time Off
*Company Demo vehicle!
*Flexible Schedules
*Professional Training
*401K Plans
*Opportunity For Advancement
*Employee Discounts
*Other Positions Are Available

Please, email your resume, stop in or call! Call me, Edward Sams, 3038582416-office. I will set up a time that works best for you to discuss this opportunity! Even if you work in the industry and just wondered what it would be like to work for the best, call! You can also email me at Do not wait any longer to seize this opportunity! Stop in the store, 8351 Parkway Drive, Lone Tree, Co. 80124. Just 4 blocks west of Park Meadows Mall off county line road. Ed Bozarth Chevrolet wants you! Even if this ad is not for you, pass it on to someone and it can change their life too! Hiring for sales and service!!

Hiring Organization: Ed Bozarth Chevrolet, 3038582416-office,


Too many leads? I make too many sales!!!

Listen friend, this is the opportunity of your lifetime! I am an outgoing (very!) guy who is committed to putting dollars in both your pockets and mine! I'm so damned committed the only way I can talk about my commitment level is to use as many exclamation points as possible! Hell, I don't even know what a period is!!!

Now, I wasn't born a Chevy man - no sir! I was born (and conceived!) in the back seat of a Pontiac Le Mans outside Niagara on a Honeymoon to end 'em all, chum, and I still have that car in my backyard set up on a quadrant of cinder blocks! Now my next car, it wasn't a Chevy either - no sir! I bought myself a shiny new (used!) Toyota Camry, which served me well for a real long time! But then - then I discovered the cherry baby that would make me into the French name speaking loyal Knight in the Service of Chevrolet that I am today! I bought a 1995 Chevy Impala, kicked the tires and named it Mary and I never looked back (except of course when using the rear view mirror!)! And from there on out, fella, I gotta tell ya' (I'm a poet and I don't even know it!) I was hooked - hooked! - on Chevy!

So you can rest assured that when I say, maaaan do I love a good Chevy to some unsuspecting customer and that sumbitch looks at me with his prying eye and asks himself, "Is this man certifiable or are these cars just the best thing he's ever encountered in his whole bedeviled life?" I can stare right back into the cold abyss of some joker's mid life crisis and utter the following sentence with the assured courage of a pack of lion's prepped to dismember a Christian: "My man, buying this car is going to turn your world into a pussy fucking funhouse!"


Can you feel it? I got the feeling! I got it in me real bad professor and I need to let it out! I need to sell! sell! sell! like I'm a gerbil in the world's biggest terrarium and the only thing that will send me that cocaine laced food pellet is if I move ten more units by the day's end and it's four thirty already and the sun is setting on the lot but by god I've got a job to do and if this is the way it all ends, well, hell, pal, let's have a dance with the devil and see if his knife really cuts that deep!!

So there you go, that's me in a nutshell - or should I say nut"sell," eh?!

Do YOU have what it TAKES to give ME the opportunity to MAKE US BOTH very, VERY rich?!

Balls in your court man, but I think I know you pretty well by now! I know that you've got the stones hangin' deep down those slacks and to the right and there ain't a man on your team who's gonna go the extra fifteen hundred miles to make this the premier Chevy dealer not only in the city; not only in the state; not only in the country; not only on this planet; no! We'll be the premier Chevy dealer in the ENTIRE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!!

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking?!?!?!



Nate Balding

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