Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Yet Another Response?

I'm not sure if the recent successes means that I'm getting better or worse at concocting fake cover letters. In any case, here's response number two for two, this time for the apartment maintenance technician.

*****

Nate,

What an entertaining email! If you are serious about a position with MAXX, please submit a resume or contact information and I will call you to discuss the position and your qualifications.

Ronda

*****

So, I guess the lesson being learned here is that if you want a job, just write crazy made up shit and, if your potential employer laughs at it, they'll want to hire you.

So no more serious cover letters, people. It only gets in the way of your future.

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